1. Green Bay Packers They just keep on rolling, but now they have nothing to play for next week. Last Week: 1

2. New Orleans Saints Can’t be the top seed, but Drew Brees did pick up that pesky passing record. Last Week: 2

3. San Francisco 49ers Just need to beat the Luck chasing Rams for that cushy number 2 seed. Last Week: 3

4. New England Patriots: Might be one of the worst number one seeds ever. Last Week: 4

5. Baltimore Ravens Tough time to play a desperate Cincinnati team. Last Week: 5

6. Pittsburgh Steelers Let the 57th Charlie Batch era begin. Last Week: 4

7. Detroit Lions Matthew Stafford got yoinked out of the Pro Bowl by Brees, Rodgers, and Manning, but he won’t care if the Lions can win a Playoff game or two. Last Week: 9

8. Atlanta Falcons Trying to back into the playoffs has rarely been this easy. Last Week: 8

9. Houston Texans There’s “clinching and not caring” and “screwing yourselves over for the Playoffs.” Last Week: 7

10. New York Giants Weeks of squeakly play are finally catching up to them, now they must win. Last Week: 14

11. Dallas Cowboys In control of their own destiny, which rarely works out for them. Last Week: 12

12. Cincinnati Bengals I don’t think, “Flip over that guy” was in the playbook. Last Week: 13

13. Denver Broncos I don’t think praying to Bill Maher would help you get to the playoffs either. Last Week: 10

14. Oakland Raiders The matchup we’ve all been waiting for: Kyle Orton versus Carson Palmer. Last Week: 16

15. Tennessee Titans: I don’t think, “Not Mathematically Eliminated!” would make a good huddle cheer. Last Week: 12

16. New York Jets I guess all that trash talking really did lead somewhere. Last Week: 11

17. San Diego Chargers: Do they still have Marty’s number? Last Week: 17

18. Philadelphia Eagles Now they’ll just wonder what might have been. Last Week: 18

19. Seattle Seahawks Sadly, this is probably a better team than the one that won a playoff game last year. Last Week: 20

20. Arizona Cardinals Playing better but it doesn’t matter. Last Week: 20

21. Chicago Bears They weren’t real playoff contenders even with Cutler. But what do you do with Forte? Last Week: 21

22. Buffalo Bills They looked like the team that set the world on fire earlier this year. Last Week: 2

23. Carolina Panthers Cam is setting all kinds of rookie records, and is already the best dressed player in the NFL. Last Week: 25

24. Kansas City Chiefs Kyle Orton fell over. Last Week: 23

25. Miami Dolphins They’ve shown flashes of…something, but even they can’t seem to figure out what exactly.Last Week: 23

26. Washington Redskins At times, it looks like the Redskins are still learning the nuances of football. Last Week: 26

27. Jacksonville Jaguars Every Jags player should be packing with the new owner coming into town, whether the team moves to LA or not. Last Week: 27

28. Cleveland Browns Ok, you can’t just blame all of this mess on the Madden Curse. Last Week: 28

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers After two decent years of rebuilding, they might have to start all over. Last Week: 29

30. Minnesota Vikings Has there ever been a more disastrous win, on every level, in sports? Last Week: 30

31. Saint Louis Rams Nobody needs to fight for their job more right now than Sam Bradford. Last Week: 31

32. Indianapolis Colts The magic number is now one. Can they manage to screw this up? Last Week: 32