Archive for May 2012

Episode 1

  1. The Official List of the Department of Homeland Security’s Banned Words Was Released.The Department of Homeland Security released its list of monitored words this week as part of compliance with the Freedom of Information Act. Some of the words? Phreaking, Maritime Domain Awareness and Plume. Hi, guys! By the way, I got a nasty burn last week. My doctor gave me some drugs, but I didn’t have the power to bus the cap open, so there were delays in my getting better. Another plot by Blizzard to get me to stay home and play WoW. What scammers.
    http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/2012/02/27/official-list-words-feds-monitored-social-neworking-sites-86741/
  2. 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff, Costs Rhode Island $75 million+. It’s honestly no surprise that 38 Studios was going to have layoffs, the Curt Shilling venture was earnest enough, but they only actually produced half a game and a bunch of screenshots of an MMO coming “soon.” The worst part of the deal? Rhode Island, which fronted the cash to open the studio, is out its initial $75 million investment and more than $200 million in owed future interest.
    http://www.southcoasttoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20120525/NEWS19/205250325
  3. Wizards of the Coast Launches an Open Public Beta for Dungeons and Dragons 5.0. Hey, remember Dungeons and Dragons? I haven’t played since, like, 1.0, but I’m sure things pretty much haven’t changed. Like…um…what the hell is all this crap? How can you spend 14 hours on this game and only progress five minutes in the story? What…what happened to THAC0? OH GOD WHAT ARE ALL THESE NUMBERS?!
    https://accounts.wizards.com/AmLogin.aspx?goto=http://wizards.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/wizards.cfg/php/enduser/doc_serve.php?2=dndnext
  4. G.I. Joe Pushed Back 9 Months. After seeing the international success Titanic 3D is having (and ignoring that 3D has run its course pretty much otherwise) Paramount has pulled G.I. Joe from theatres 3 weeks from its launch and pushed it back 9 months to March 2013 so they can add 3D effects. And hopefully better acting.
    http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/g-i-joe-retaliation-moving-to-march-2012-to-add-3d-for-bigger-foreign-box-office/
  5. TNA Sues WWE. Former WWE and TNA Talent Matt Morgan recently left TNA after his contract expired and approached WWE about a return. No big deal, right? Then Ric Flair suddenly quit the company. Then Alex Shelley refused to negotiate a new contract. Now TNA is suing WWE for conspiracy. And if there’s any piracy they’re against in wrestling, it’s CONSpiracy.
    http://nashvillecitypaper.com/content/city-news/tna-wrestling-files-injunction-against-wwe-over-contract-trade-secrets-violations

World of Warcraft Wednesday: Lost City of the Tol’Vir

Lore:</>

Al’Akir is pretty freaking excited to have a portal to Azeroth again, and so he’s sending all his lieutenants ahead of him to clear things out for his manifestation in the mortal plane. We’ve already seen his goons already at the Vortex Pinnacle.

But the heart of his forces were already through there and setting up a fortress for their master in an ancient and heretofore abandoned city in Uldum. It’s from here that his lieutenant Siamat prepares to…sit around and wait for his master to hurry the hell out of the Skywall already.

Degree of Difficulty: Medium

The trash in the Lost city is not particularly difficult at all. If you are able to CC the healers and mages from packs of Tol’vir scattered around, by all means do it, but you shouldn’t have any serious issues if your group is at least competent in their pulls.

The bosses, if you aren’t ready for them, can be tricky. General Husam has a charge and a lot of AoE including easily avoidable bombs that explode periodically and a shockwave that goes out from him in the four compass directions. Lockmaw and Augh are optional bosses. After a simple fight with the Pygmy Augh, you fight off the crocolisk Lockmaw who has a tail flail, a bleed that summons a bunch of adds, an enrage and a poison. Augh returns after that fight, a simple tank and spank with a short range AoE (that briefly reduces threat), an easily avoidable spin attack, and a light poison attack. High Prophet Barim is a Tol’vir and what can be a difficult fight, he has a chain attack, and sends the party into a “spirit world” where you have to DPS down a mob before the DoT damage kills you. In heroic, an additional fire mob is added to the fight.

Finally, Siamat appears just a short jump up to the rooftop above the city (where you started your Uldum quests). In the first phase, you can’t damage Siamat, so you just clear out the adds he summons while the tank holds his aggro. Killing Servants of Siamat will eventually take down this protection, but also creates damaging zones around their bodies. Once you’ve killed three of the Servants, you will get tossed around the platform briefly, and then the fight becomes fairly simple.

Special Features:

Using a Tol’vir Hieroglyphic Item on the gravestone at the beginning of the instance will provide a 10% boost to damage against Neferset in the instance. Completing this dungeon grants reputation based on the tabard equipped.

Recommended for Levels: 84 (Normal)/85 (Heroic)

While the bosses themselves can prove to be difficult for many groups, this is not a typical Cataclysm “raid training” dungeon. The fights feature mechanics which are similar to raid mechanics (Barim’s phases, Siamat’s shield) but aren’t really analogous to anything you’ll face in this cycles’ raids.

That said, it’s a fast moving instance that decent groups should be able to tackle in good time, which is good for people running LFDs and quick runs during the transition from 84-85. Also, the gear is decent for that gap from regulars into heroics. So as a filler dungeon or for speed runs, it’s worth running.

YouTube: Botchamania

With our new wrestling show on the horizon, I figured I should give you a peak at my concept of professional wrestling.

Now, I could just let you look at ten years worth of RAW Satire. But the awesomely named Maffew has something even better.

I give you Botchamania:

Hock Show Weekend Top Five for May 20th – 25th, 2012

1. The Official List of the Department of Homeland Security’s Banned Words Was Released The Department of Homeland Security released its list of monitored words this week as part of compliance with the Freedom of Information Act. Some of the words? Phreaking, Maritime Domain Awareness and Plume. Hi, guys! By the way, I got a nasty burn last week. My doctor gave me some drugs, but I didn’t have the power to bus the cap open, so there were delays in my getting better. Another plot by Blizzard to get me to stay home and play WoW. What scammers.

2. 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff, Costs Rhode Island $75 million+ It’s honestly no surprise that 38 Studios was going to have layoffs, the Curt Shilling venture was earnest enough, but they only actually produced half a game and a bunch of screenshots of an MMO coming “soon.” The worst part of the deal? Rhode Island, which fronted the cash to open the studio, is out its initial $75 million investment and more than $200 million in owed future interest.

3. Wizards of the Coast Launches an Open Public Beta for Dungeons and Dragons 5.0 Hey, remember Dungeons and Dragons? I haven’t played since, like, 1.0, but I’m sure things pretty much haven’t changed. Like…um…what the hell is all this crap? How can you spend 14 hours on this game and only progress five minutes in the story? What…what happened to THAC0? OH GOD WHAT ARE ALL THESE NUMBERS?!

4. G.I. Joe Pushed Back 9 Months. After seeing the international success Titanic 3D is having (and ignoring that 3D has run its course pretty much otherwise) Paramount has pulled G.I. Joe from theatres 3 weeks from its launch and pushed it back 9 months to March 2013 so they can add 3D effects. And hopefully better acting.

5. TNA Sues WWE. Former WWE and TNA Talent Matt Morgan recently left TNA after his contract expired and approached WWE about a return. No big deal, right? Then Ric Flair suddenly quit the company. Then Alex Shelley refused to negotiate a new contract. Now TNA is suing WWE for conspiracy. And if there’s any piracy they’re against in wrestling, it’s CONSpiracy.

YouTube: Phillips Everywhere

As you may (or given the ratings this year, may not) some guy named Phillip Phillip Phil Phillerson Phillpe Phillipped Phillipine Phillips won American Idol this year.

Unfortunately, he was so overcome with emotion upon winning the show and getting the grand prize of kidney surgery (and a recording contract or somesuch) that he couldn’t perform more than a few words of the song to close out the show.

So to sate your need to hear a guy I’ve nicknamed Quintuple Phil sing about going home or something, here he is performing the song the night before. Enjoy! Or don’t! I didn’t even have any Idol coverage on the site this year!

The Old Republic: Imperial Agent

Class Lore: Imperial Intelligence is tasked with tracking down, observing, and eliminating the enemies of the Empire. Either from the shadows or as the very visible military police, Intelligence answers only to the Empire and themselves.

During the time of the Old Republic, Intelligence is only countered in power by the Dark Council, and they and the Sith operate essentially above and independently from the rest of the Empire. Both sides ultimately seek to make it stronger, but eventually a division is coming.

The Story So Far: As a junior agent, you’ve been assigned to the planet Hutta to detect any weakness in the Hutt’s relations with the Republic and sever them by any means necessary.

Advanced Classes:

Operative: Military police. These agents are used to going into dangerous situations with blaster rifles drawn in a close-quarters battle. This selection includes DPS and healing trees.

Sniper: Masters of long range attacks, snipers infiltrate enemy territories and set up ranged positions to assassinate the Empire’s enemies. This selection only includes DPS trees.

Republic Mirror Class: http://www.hockshow.com/2012/02/12/the-old-republic-smuggler/>Smuggler

Starship: X-70B Phantom

World of Warcraft: The Stonecore

Lore:</>

The Temple of Earth is nestled safely in the Realm of Earth underneath the…well, let’s just say “underneath Azeroth” ok? It houses the Stone Core, the center of the center of Azeroth.

Until recently, the Stonecore was the home of Deathwing. Pretty good spot to look around if you’re trying to kill him, eh? Unfortunately, his servants have taken up residence there and are trying to take over the Earthen Plane. So it’s not a bad idea to get in there and clean them out.

Degree of Difficulty: Medium

Handled one group at a time, the Stonecore’s mobs aren’t that difficult. Take control of the Flayers and Rock Borers and keep control of the crowds you’re fighting and you’ll be fine.

The bosses, however, ramp the difficulty up significantly. Corborus is a giant gyreworm. He launches crystals at the ground which you can dodge, he burrows between two phases, and in heroic and he fires off a bunch of adds which explode doing around 20k damage. Slabhide is a stone drake who drops lava pools and stalactites which you need to hide behind during his massive AoE attack in heroic. Ozruk is a Stone Giant with a knockback, a paralyze attack, and a shatter attack that does massive damage if you don’t move out of the area in time. High Priestess Azil, by comparison, is fairly easy. She drops gravity wells which the party should avoid except to kite adds through, throws boulders, and has a slam attack.

Special Features:

Using a Dwarven Runestone Item on the pillar at the beginning of the instance will provide a 5% reduction in physical damage. Completing this dungeon grants reputation based on the tabard equipped. Slabhide drops a stone drake mount, the Reins of the Virteous Stone Drake

Recommended for Levels: 82 (Normal)/85 (Heroic)

Another training dungeon with a lot of things going on that you have to be paying attention to deal with. The drake fight features a lot of the hiding and AoE that Blizzard loves to do with Raid bosses. Ozruk, similarly, involves a lot of coordination between healers, DPS and tanks, good training for those getting ready for raiding.

It’s worth doing a few times just to familiarize yourself with the tricks (though Corborus is just a jerk and that has nothing to do with learning anything). And of course, there’s the drake mount that you might want to get, which is reason enough to keep you coming back to the Stonecore several times.

YouTube: No Way Out

WWE has done some really awesome commercials in the past, but it’s been a while since they did one that really left an impression on me.

They just debuted a new spot, though, that really shines. So enjoy olde timey Daniel Bryan and AJ in a train caper:

Hock Show Weekend Top Five for May 13th – 19th 2012

1. Facebook IPO Goes…Nowhere. Facebook’s initial public offering did a great job of one thing: Getting Mark Zuckerburg a assload of money. But other than that, despite doing a good percentage of NASDAQ’s trading on Friday, the stock didn’t actually go anywhere, disappointing analysts and Farmvillers everywhere.

2. Fall Schedules Are Out. Nothing cool coming from any of the major networks, which isn’t exactly surprising. Most of your favorite shows will probably not be back, and they’re being replaced by things that will be cancelled after three weeks. One thing to watch? NBC’s long suffering, but critically acclaimed comedy Community will be without head writer and show creator Dan Harmon.

3. Diablo III Is a Single Player Game(?). Blizzard got some more egg on their face this week when Diablo III launched, and immediately became unplayable for eight hours on Tuesday. The game requires players to be constantly connected to an online server even when playing in single player mode, and the servers collapsed under the weight of players, causing them to shut down completely for almost half a day, causing potential gamers to…log onto World of Warcraft and complain?

4. Apple Still Coasting on Steve Jobs’ Legacy. Apple came out this week and stated that Steve Jobs played a “significant” role in the development of the iPhone 5. That may be true, but at some point, aren’t they going to have to say that they’re working on all new tech? For better or for worse? This isn’t holographic Tupac coming out with “new” studio albums for twenty years, here.

5. George Lucas Is A Jerk. But in a Good Way. After spending years trying to build a $400 million studio near his home on Skywalker Ranch and being turned down by his local city council because it’s not a housing development, Lucas has offered to build low income housing on the plot. In an extremely wealthy neighborhood. So now they’re damned if they do and damned if they don’t. Damn.

YouTube Supplemental: Looking for Work

Not me (although I am!), Karen Gillian of “Dr. Who” really wants to be on Community after being turned onto the show by a friend.

If only more people had friends like that, then maybe we’d get six seasons and a movie!