Archive for June 2012

YouTube: ComicCon Is Comic-Coming

In two weeks I will be attending San Diego ComicCon as a member of the press. This is very cool because it means I get to enjoy ComicCon without having to pay a ton of money. It also means that when I should be having fun and relaxing, I’ll actually be working.

But that doesn’t mean that you can’t have fun with it, even if you can’t join me in San Diego. Morgan Spurlock filmed a documentary about the Con last year and this year, he’s set to unveil it. And it has some of the biggest names and fans in the business. Or many businesses because ComicCon is not only international, but it’s inter-industry these days as well.

Check out the trailer, and stay tuned to Hock Show Dot Com as bring some of my coverage here as well.

World of Warcraft Wednesday: Deadmines (Again)

Lore:

We cleared out the Deadmines, beat Edwin VanCleef and saved the municipality of Westfall from…a giant ship. That would…kill all the Murlocs? I’m not really sure. We did get rid of the leaders of the Defias bandits, which was cool.

Except that it wasn’t really. We were kind of big jerks who killed a guy who was representing a union of people who got stiffed on a bill for rebuilding Stormwind. Glorified slave labor, in other words. And it turns out that VanCleef had a family. And they weren’t real happy about us killing him. And if there’s one thing we do in WoW, it’s clean up our messes.

Degree of Difficulty: Hard

The trash is not particularly numerous or difficult. As Blizzard’s first attempt to put a heroic version of an old school instance and update its storyline, it’s pretty clear trash wasn’t high on their priority list. Don’t go nuts, take your time, but none of the trash should give you trouble.

Glubtok, an Ogre mage starts off the instance, and is fairly uncomplicated. He does a lot of melee to start, and blinks around the room. During phase two, however, he teleports everyone to the center, and starts shooting spells at random locations and creates a big wall of fire that spins around him, avoid it and you’ll be fine. Helix Gearbreaker is a goblin riding an Oaf who throws bombs and leaps from player to player doing melee damage and causing AoE timed bomb damage to that player. You will have to kill the Oaf before killing Helix, and the Oaf himself can do up to 100% damage to the target of his Smash. The Foe Reaper 5000 is a giant mechanical construct that does heavy physical damage. One player in the group will have to control another robot at the bottom of the room to keep adds from attacking the other players during the encounter. Admiral Ripsnarl is a Worgen who phases in and out of the fight. DPS should focus on killing the adds lest they overwhelm the party and wait for Phase two to start and the adds start spawning faster than you can kill them, at which time you dump all DPS on Ripsnarl.

“Captain” Cookie, the Murloc in a Pot is an interesting fight. He will drop bad food on the ground that starts a continuous poison AoE that can only be cleared by walking over “good” food that doesn’t have green gas around it. Stacking on Cookie does fire damage. So the fight must be started and ended quickly.

If you’re playing the heroic version of this instance, you are then thrown into a “dream state.” Click the valves to escape the fire and kill Glubtok again. Stay there to kill Helix again, don’t bother with the adds as they will quickly overwhelm you. Avoid the instant kill electric beams and kill Foe Reaper 5000. Then you must kill the worgen attacking the spirits of Ripsnarl’s family before they die or you will die. Then you start the fight with Ediwn’s daughter Vanessa VanCleef. She will occasionally cast Deflection, at which point DPS peels off to fight the adds that drop in. At 50% and 25% health left, VanCleef sets off bombs on the deck which you must avoid by clicking on a rope on the side of the ship. She does this again at 0 health, but you just have to run away from her at that point.

Special Features:

This is the first instance introduced that has both a low level (Normal) version and a level 85 (Heroic) version. It was also the first rewritten entirely to take advantage of WoW’s changed storylines.

Recommended for Levels: 18 (Normal)/85 (Heroic)

This is a weird one. It’s still a great low-level instance and drops some nice gear for people leveling up through Cataclysm’s new content or via the dungeon finder. However, a lot of people really don’t like the heroic version despite the interesting new storyline.

There’s little trash and the first round of bosses aren’t particularly difficult. The heroic only content, however, takes too long for a Random dungeon and some parts are needlessly difficult. The instant kill electrical beams in particular seem silly, especially when Glubtok earlier in the instance had basically the same gimmick. The Foe Reaper too seems needlessly complex for a regular instance.

YouTube: Commerical Goodness

You Don’t Know Jack is one of my favorite game series of all time. And it’s currently undergoing something of a revival on Facebook as well as the console version selling pretty ok.

Anybody knows, though, that the best part of any You Don’t Know Jack game is sitting at the end and waiting for the commercials to start rolling.

This collection is from the stand alone CD/The Ride pack-in You Don’t Hear Jack. Enjoy, kids!

Episode 5

Hock Show – Episode5

1. Our Long National Nightmares Are Over!

Giving critics nothing to whine about any more after nine seasons (oh wait, he’s a flopper now), LeBron James and the Miami Heat won the NBA title in rather convincing fashion over the Oklahoma City Thunder (who bailed on Seattle, let’s not forget). Also the Jerry Sandusky and Roger Clemens trials finally came to an end. Good thing we wasted all that government money prosecuting Clemens for something nobody cares about, eh?

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/46486/lebron-gets-to-the-rim-gets-a-ring
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8068819/roger-clemens-found-not-guilty-all-six-counts-perjury-trial

2. A Victory for File Sharererers Everywhere

Kim Dotcom (aka Kim Schmitz) has agreed, in principal, to turn over the MegaBox music file sharing service to Steve Wozniak, pending that he actually get the files back from the New Zealand and United States governments after they were seized as part of the Megaupload shut down. Certainly a boon for all those artists who didn’t know they were in that Megaupload video or anybody who has seen Steve Wozniak dance.

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2012/06/kim-dotcom-meets-with-woz-restarts-launch-of-megabox-music-sharing/

3. Big Zune Announced

Microsoft unveiled its Surface tablet PC this week, containing a maximum memory storage of 128 GB. That’s a lot of Angry Birds. While Microsoft has gained a small, but respectable footing in the smart phone market, it missed the market on the Zune, and it seems like this is too far behind the iPad (and Nook and Kindle, for that matter) to really be anything interesting. Given that they also announced that no previous mobile platforms will be supported  by Windows 8, it also seems to spell doom for 3rd party Windows tablets.

http://www.statesman.com/business/technology/with-new-surface-tablet-will-microsoft-alienate-pc-2403225.html

4. Relive Diablo III’s Terrible Opening Weekend!

People who buy Diablo 3 online are now subject to a 72 hour waiting period until the full game is activated. You may play the game up to level 13/End of Act I, but after that the game will send you back to the start page. The reasoning behind it is to stop people using fraudulent credit card information (which often takes a few days to process) and exploiting the real money auction house with invalid accounts. The so-called Starter Edition of the game will not affect those who buy in stores (if your commit credit card fraud on Best Buy, that’s their problem), but still feels pretty annoying.

http://kotaku.com/5920414/blizard-explains-why-new-diablo-games-are-locked-for-up-to-three-days

5. Amazon Starts Up iTV Production Company

Amazon, trying to keep up with Netflix and Hulu for TV and Video subscribers over the Internet, has greenlit its first four series after 10,000 scripts were submitted for approval. The series include The 100 Deaths of Mort Grimley (a lighthearted romp where a man must either get 100 people to commit suicide or spend eternity with his mother), Magic Monkey Billionaire (an animated series in which a monkey inherits several million dollars and a rabbit tries to steal it), Doomsday (a mocumentary about the end of the world) and Buck Plaidsheep (another cartoon, this time about a sheep with a garage full of action vehicles). Sounds…er…great, Amazon. Best of luck.

http://thenextweb.com/media/2012/06/23/amazon-studios-goes-head-to-head-with-netflix-selects-first-four-original-tv-projects-for-production/

 

YouTube: Sexy and…They…Know…Uh…?

In cas eyou’re wondering, “Yes, LeBron James and the Miami Heat performed an impromptu concert with LMFAO after winning the NBA Championship on Thursday.”

You…weren’t wondering that? Not even a little.

Well, man. I don’t know what to tell you. Here’s the thing anyway.

YouTube: World of Warcraft: Orcgasm

The WoW Team has put together a few cool celebrity videos over the past few years, but they seemed to take an odd diversion with Aubrey Plaza.

While other videos identified celebs with a character in-game (Ozzy Osborne was a Undead warlock, Vern Troyer was a gnome mage, Mr. T was a Night Elf Mohawk, Chuck Norris was an annoying meme, etc.) Aubrey Plaza’s was just, “I love WoW more than my boyfriend.”

While that certainly fits with Ms. Plaza’s comic persona, it didn’t really fit with the campaign.

Well, here’s the version that IGN claims was TOO HOT FOR TV(?)!!?!?!~~!

I guess because she says, “Orcgasm.” I don’t know.

YouTube: PvP Republic

This video goes over over the issues and improvements in PvP in SWtOR better than I ever could. Warning: It’s eleven minutes long. But his other video was thirty minutes, so this is much more palatable.

YouTube: Watching Dogs?

Watching dogs doesn’t seem like a very fun game. Even Nintendogs lost its luster pretty quickly.

Thankfully, the game Watch Dogs will allow you to scan, track, and cause massive car accidents with dogs. Or…you know. People. Whatever works best for your super spy persona, man.

YouTube Week at HockShow Dot Com

Because of some business I had to take care of this week, I didn’t have a chance to put together my regular updates. Sorry.

But fret not, I’ve got four YouTube Videos covering a variety of topics that are sure to amaze and delight even the stingiest of Hock Show fans. Starting with an oddly apropos video featuring a wrestling sensation who will be coming on AMAW very soon.

Episode 4

1. Bad Week for “Enhancement” in Sports.
While Lance Armstrong fights off the latest round of doping charges (though his first from the United States Anti-Doping Agency in a 15 page report), now Erin Andrews is facing allegations that she’s had some “enhancement work” done as well. Is nothing sacred in the sporting world these days? Leave Lance and Erin alone, you guys. They’re already having enough trouble finding real jobs.

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/13/sport/armstrong-doping-allegations/index.html
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/12/erin-andrews-boob-job-breast-implants-plastic-surgery/

2. A Guy Did Something Stupid, News at 11
Nik Wallenda, a member of the famous “Flying Wallenda” family crossed Niagra falls over the United States into Canada on a tight rope this week, making him the first to ever accomplish the entirely stupid and meaningless feat. Most disappointing was the fact that he walked the entire way tied to the rope with a support cable, ensuring that even if he fell, it would just be embarrassing. Still…Cool job, bro.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/15/us/niagara-falls-tightrope-nik-wallenda/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

3. Proving That They Learned Nothing from Shit My Dad Says….
CBS and Ryan Seacrest announced this week that they were teaming up to create a new televised game show featuring the popular iPhone/Pad app “Draw Something.” The Zynga app has more 50 million downloads in the past year, though CBS is expected to rename the show “Win, Lose or Draw.”

http://www.lfpress.com/tech/2012/06/16/19885381.html

4. Comcast Protecting Torrenters?
In maybe the oddest reversal of fortunes this week, Comcast (owners of some of the world’s largest collections of video copyrights) is refusing to turn over details about their internet customers to companies looking to file lawsuits and seek settlements against users of Bit Torrent networks. Essentially, Darth Vader is secretly high fiving Rebel soldiers.

http://torrentfreak.com/comcast-protests-shake-down-of-alleged-bittorrent-pirates-120612/

5. And In Other News, Heart Attacks Up 20%
Burger King is testing a new desert over the summer in some markets (it’s currently only available in Tennessee). What’s so special about this thing? Well, it’s drizzled in chocolate, caramel and…bacon. With a stick of bacon on the side as much sugar as 4 liters of Mountain Dew. Party on America. Party on.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/the-scene/food-drink/NATL-Burger-King-Introduces-Bacon-Sundae-158619185.html

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