Archive for August 2012

Hock Show Episode 11: Revenge of the Snitch

http://hockshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Hock-Show-Episode11.mp3

1. The Olympics Are Over. Usain Bolt is insane, no aliens attacked and all the U.S. Teams that should’ve won gold did, except for the women’s indoor volleyball team. In a bit of cross promotion, as we talked about on Kicking it on the Ground floor this week, Claressa “T-Rex” Shields won a gold medal. I don’t know if it was one of the greatest Olympics of all time, but it was pretty damn cool.
http://www.london2012.com/

2. Valve Launching Apps Center within a Month, Not Ruling out Steam OS. If you ever wished you could have Photoshop launch from Steam or buy a word processor and store it all in the cloud (you already can), but Valve Software is really interested into getting into other types of software on Steam and selling everything through that medium. And remember, Gabe Newell said he thought things like Photoshop should be free….
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/08/08/valve-launching-creativity-software-on-steam-this-september/

3. Battle.net Got Hacked. Blizzard’s all-encompassing server service Battle.net was hacked this week, apparently exposing North American passwords and security question answers as well as e-mail addresses and some features of the mobile authenticators. Mobile authenticators have been updated, but the Dial-In Authenticator is now set to be phased out entirely. It appears no credit card information was stolen and keychain authenticator users won’t be further affected, but still. It’s pretty scary.
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-19207276

4. Google Trying to Get You to Stop Torrenting Stuff (post it on YouTube instead). Google announced this week that in an effort to cut down on internet piracy they are going to downgrade sites on their SEO rankings that have consistently had to take down content due to RIAA, MPAA, etc. requests. This, interestingly enough, does not include Google owned YouTube, the last great haven for freely available pirated content.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-57491578-93/google-antipiracy-measure-skips-youtube-says-report/

5. New Virus in Middle East Steals Banking Data, Installs…Fonts? Gauss, the hot new PC virus that is spreading across the Middle East this week has a lot of unique features, not the least of which is its ability to target only financial data and leave just about everything else alone (watch your BitCoin wallet!) but it also installs a font called “Palida Narrow.” No idea why, probably because it’s easier for attackers to find infected computers, but that works the other way too. At least this virus wasn’t called “Son of Stuxxnet” or something.
http://www.eweek.com/c/a/Security/Gauss-Malware-Detected-Through-Unique-Palida-Narrow-Font-845434/

Matt: Top Movies

imdb.com

Dan: Top Games

http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=amb_link_6857402_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1DK8E0QJP0MTASH9Q7R7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=12http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/videogames/ref=amb_link_6857402_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1DK8E0QJP0MTASH9Q7R7&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1266825702&pf_rd_i=49699466825702&pf_rd_i=496994 (ignore game cards and accessories)

10. Persona 4 Golden PS Vita
9. World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria Collector’s Edition
8. Sleeping Dogs
7. Borderlands 2
6. The Last Story
5. Darksiders II
4. New Super Mario Bros. 2
3. Guild Wars 2 [Pre-Purchase Online Game Code + Early Access]
2. Madden NFL 13
1. Call of Duty: Black Ops II

It’s Forza, Dan

Laura: Top Books

http://books.usatoday.com/list/index

Matt: Top Songs (iTunes)

Dan: TV Ratings?

http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/nielsens-charts.htm

Read the top ten broadcast and maybe the top 5 (or ten) cable.

YouTube: Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph

It’s not often that I get excited about what is ostensibly a kid’s movie, but I’m actually pretty jazzed about “Wreck-It Ralph.” An homage to two of my favorite things: The video games I grew up with in the ’80s – ’90s and the classic animated mash-up “Who Framed Rodger Rabbit.”

If you haven’t yet, check out the trailer and see how many different old-school video game references you get. I don’t know how much kids will get from this one (but then again, you could’ve said the same thing for Rodger) but it’s definitely well within my wheelhouse.

Star Wars: Scavenging

Scavenging has a deep and rich history in the Star Wars universe, be it a Jawa, an Ugnaught, a Toydarian, or basically any other race under four feet tall. Everybody loves picking up junk and turning into more, slightly different junk. Even Darth Vader does it.

And in The Old Republic it’s not much different. Come across a dead droid, a crashed speeder, or some other piece of deleterious and turn it into parts.

Quests are also available to pick up materials, which is especially helpful if you’re missing some higher end mats. The materials you collect from scavenging can be used to make parts for Armstech, Armormech, and Cybertech as well as selling on the Galactic Trade Network.

One character should be enough to keep you steeped in Scavenging mats, as they tend to come fairly quickly and in large numbers as you progress through the game. This is especially true as any droid you encounter of tough status or above can be scanned and scuttled for parts.

World of Warcraft: End Time

Lore:

At some point in the timeline of Cataclysm the Dragon Aspects realized that they probably weren’t going to beat Deathwing without the help of 10-25 random Azerothean citizens and the help of the Dragon Soul, the all powerful weapon that grants Deathwing his power.

But how do we get that Dragon Soul? I mean, it’s not like we can just waltz in and steal it while he’s asleep and smoking a hookah. That game got cancelled. The only reasonable alternative? TIME TRAVEL! So head back into the caverns of time and into a horrible future where Deathwing had already unleashed the Dragon Soul and killed everybody and figure out where (or when) we can pick it up.

Degree of Difficulty: Easy

There is very little trash in the instance. It is designed to be very short with minimal interaction outside of the bosses. just pull them pack by pack and dispatch of what little resistance you will face.

You will ultimately face three bosses out of a possible five depending on which portals appear during your run. Four of the bosses may or may not appear, the fifth always will In the Red Dragonshrine, you’ll find the Echo of Baine Bloodhoof. The former Tauren Chieftain does a powerful mace attack, will cast a totem that can knock players off platforms and into the lava (the totem can be thrown back at him, however) and will start to sink platforms as the fight goes on. In the Azure Dragonshrine you’ll find the Echo of Jaina Proudmoore, who will cast a lot of magic attacks at the tank and several ground attacks which can be pretty easily avoided.

The Ruby Dragonshrine houses the Echo of Sylvanas Windrunner, who does reasonably boring attacks other than Call of the Highborne, which traps the group in a circle around her. DPS down one of the adds and run through the hole that makes in the circle to avoid the damage spike. She will do this one final time as she dies for around 300,000 damage. In the Emerald Dragonshrine is the Echo of Tyrande Whisperwind. Chase her moonbeam around the room and then avoid her area attack. Near the end of the fight, she will cast Tears of Elune which will rapidly kill the group unless you finish her off quickly.

The final (and only assured) fight is in the Bronze Dragonshrine against Murozond, an aspect of Nozdormu (think about it, you’ll get it). He is mostly a gear check for players, and not terribly difficult. One player will get an “Hourglass” item. Murozond will cast a lot of AoE which will eventually kill everybody in the room. If your tank, healer, or enough DPS die however, clicking the hourglass will fully restore the group, reset any cooldowns, and clear up the AoE, but will not heal Murozond. You can use this up to five times, ensuring any decently geared group will eventually kill him.

Special Features:

Again, there is only one version of this instance, classified as Heroic. It is unique in that the order and versions of boss fights in the instance is entirely random, a gimmick that had been used before for only one fight in an instance. This is the first Cataclysm instance that does not offer a buff for party members with Archaeology skill.

Recommended for Levels: (Heroic)

No doubt that End Times is a really cool instance, from the moment you step into an entirely ruined Dragonblight to the fight against Murozond, everything about the dungeon is really well done, and as an introduction to Cataclysm’s final story and series of instances, it’s refreshingly easy.

So for both those looking at getting into Cataclysm end-game raiding (most of the gear you can get here is at least comparative to Cataclysm’s mid-tier raid gear) and those who are just looking at hanging out in the vicinity of end-game content, this is an excellent instance and well worth the relatively short amount of time it takes to experience it.

YouTube: The Agony of Defeat

The Olympics have provided us some amazing moments this year. Usain Bolt going nuts, Michael Phelps becoming the most decorated Olympic athlete in history, a plucky pair of distance runners sharing first and second place after years of training together, um…archery?

But it has also provided several moments of utter hillarious, failure. Here’s my top five.

1. Birhan Getahum was a competitor in one of my favorite events, the Steeplechase. In the event, competitors jump over chest high walls in an attempt to earn a spot as a character in the next Gears of War game. Unfortunately, for Ethiopia’s Getahun, he didn’t quite get the height he’d hoped. The result? A broken leg and a trip back home.

2. Platform diving is stupid and dangerous, so of course it’s a popular sport. But when you think of potential diving accidents, usually you think of how perilously close the diver’s head and bodies pass next to the concrete platform. German’s Stephan Feck, however, took things to a whole new level, almost immediately losing control of his decent and landing flat on his back in the water for a 0.0 from the judges.

3. Sorry for the quality of this video (or rather the guys watching it), but it needs to be seen. Elisabeth Black a vaulter from Canada doesn’t get much height on her vault, and ends up sticking the landing. On her face. The vault was the site of many other slips and falls that night, including the United States’ McKayla Maroney, the prohibitive favorite in the event shortly after landing a near perfect vault in the team finals, landing on her butt and famously getting pissed at the results.

4. Even veteran Olympic Champions have problems. Such as German Matthias Steiner. Steiner won the 2008 gold medal and was hoping to repeat this year. However, when he attempted a 196 kilo lift (432 lbs) he accidentally dropped it on the back of his neck. He was ultimately ok, but he obviously didn’t continue in the competition. A few days earlier, a competitor from Hungary and one from South Korea suffered a broken arm and a dislocated elbow respectively. But those are gross.

5. The U.S. Olympic Swim Team had an awesome Olympics, winning medals in just about every event they were entered in, with a lot of those being golds. But their fail came before the Olympics with this lipsynch video of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Ok, it’s pretty cute and harmless and kind of funny. But still, I didn’t need to hear this again.

Star Wars: Goin’ Free to Play

The other shoe has dropped for BioWare’s infamously up and down MMO, and it is officially going free to play by the end of this year, with a player marketplace and raids being two of the few reasons remaining for paying for the game.

On some level, I think we all knew this was coming. Whether or not you want to avoid it, World of Warcraft is the only subscription MMO that’s remotely viable anymore, and that’s only because it’s built up so much momentum over the past 8 years, that it’s going to take another decade for it to finally die out.

Star Wars has done a lot of different things (this isn’t a post-mortem, I think they made the right decision here and free to play will extend the life of the game by at least another five years), but unfortunately I don’t think the market learns anything from this now. If anything there will be detractors that either go one way (people aren’t looking for story-based MMO gameplay, so we’ll get rid of that!) or the other (their subscription model didn’t work but ours will).

I am not looking forward to the microtransactions that EA and Bioware are no doubt slobbering over right now, partly because it reminds me how much I wish this game had been a single player direct sequel to the rest of the series. I am…partly…happy with what we got, but in the weeks leading up to my forced server transfer, I realized that I didn’t miss having people around. I liked not having to fight over spawns, over resources, having to zone out of all the annoying chat memes. It really is a great single player experience.

I’m looking forward to more story packs, expansions, and what free to play content in this universe they’ve created really means. It is throwing up the white flag a little bit, but at the same time it’s a new start, and one that we’ll have to pay for $2.99 at a time a few times a month instead of $14.99 a month. I don’t necessarily know if I like that, but I’m willing to stick around a little longer and give this a chance.

World of Warcraft: Zul’Gurub (Again)

Lore:

Oh, those crazy trolls. They’re like the…uh…trolls of World of Warcraft. Anyway, for as much trouble as the Zalandar tribe have been causing at Zul’Aman, it would’ve been pretty easy to forget about where the rest of the jungle troll loas were buried

Anyway, last time we were here we banished the avatar of Hakkar the Soulflayer (that doesn’t sound like a guy we want running around Azeroth), but as these things tend to happen, the trolls figured out a new way to raise Hakkar, and sure enough they moved back into Zul’Gurub pretty much uncontested to do it. Damn it, you guys, whose job was it to keep them out?

Degree of Difficulty: Hard

Some of the trash packs early in the instance provide a moderate amount of difficulty, but shouldn’t prove much challenge for even the most modestly coherent groups. There are a lot of ritual cauldrons around the zone which provide you with a temporary damage bonus or immunity to special attacks which make clearing much quicker.

The first set of bosses aren’t terribly difficult. Venoxis has a few poison abilities, one an AoE that scatters around and is easy to avoid, an interruptable DoT, in phase one, a chain DoT between two players, a mass AoE and cone (in Phase 2), and a final AoE in Phase 3 before he stuns himself. Mandokir is back along with his trusty mount Oghan, and he still gets more powerful the more kills he gets (and killed players still are automatically rezed). He has one massive attack (Decapitate), can resurrect his mount, an avoidable AoE, and a health drain.

High Priestess Kilnara replaces Arlokk, casting mostly shadow damage in phase one with a hard DoT a few cone attacks and one massive AoE. Phase two is primarily a dance involving taking out the tiger adds and then killing her panther form while avoiding the cave in AoEs. Zanzil leaves a trail of fire and casts a massive AoE that will cause damage unless you use the poison cauldron, as well as summoning troll adds (freeze them with the blue cauldron and DPS them down), and summoning a pack of zombies which can be AoE’d using the red cauldron. Another raidy-style boss fight.

The final boss battle is split into two major phases. In the first, you fight the priest Jin’do by himself. He will occasionally produce anti-magic bubbles on the ground, stack in them to avoid his chain shadow attack. Eventually, he’ll give up on this tactic and attack Hakkar. In this phase you must avoid the ground attacks and DPS down the adds and kite the troll spirits into slamming into the chain ends so that you can destroy them and end the fight. Two DPS should be assigned specifically to keeping the adds away from the rest of the group.

Special Features:

The big ones of course, are the raptor and panther mounts (available from Mandokir and Kilnara respectively). At around 1% drop rate they are more likely to drop than their counterparts from the old Zul’Gurub raid, but not by much.

If a member of the group has 225 or higher Archeology, an optional boss fight can be started inside the instance. The Cache of Madness spawns of four different bosses, Gri’lek (an undead Dire Troll), Renetak (a ghost rogue with Vanish), Hazza’rah (another ghost who summons “nightmares” that will kill players on touch, but move veeeery slowly), and Wushoolay (AoE based lightning attacks). None are very hard.

It, like Zul’Aman, is only available at heroic difficulty to players who have low-raid tier gear scores. Using a Troll Tablet on the voodoo pile at the start of the instance gives the group a small group of raptor hatchlings which occasionally attack your target.

Recommended for Levels: 85 (Heroic)

Again, it’s very large for a standard instance because the design was copied pretty much wholesale from the old raid, making it something of a chore to run through. But there’s definitely a high nostalgia factor for players who ran the Vanilla version of the instance a million times to get their Zalandari shoulder enchants.

As a whole, I think Zul’Aman gets a slight edge over ZG in terms of being a more exciting and engaging instance experience, but Zul’Gurub is slightly easier. They’re both worth doing if even once (probably more due to the presence of the two mounts), but otherwise it won’t do much to prepare you for Mists of Pandaria content, which is what the focus is right now.

YouTube: Knee to the Head

Most people know Alex Morgan as that girl from Sports Illustrated who was just wearing body paint. But she’s actually a pretty talented soccer player, and her play (and mouth) has been one of the more talked about parts of this year’s Olympic soccer program.

But the real highlight was in the last game against New Zealand, in which she goes for a goal and accidentally delivers a wrestling quality Shining Wizard to New Zealand’s goalie. That’s one way to take advantage.

(It’s noteworthy that it was Morgan who limped off the field, the goalie was actually fine.)

YouTube: Watch the Olympics

What are you doing here? You should be watching the Olympics right now.

You’ll thank me in four years.