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YouTube: Who Framed Wreck-It Ralph

It’s not often that I get excited about what is ostensibly a kid’s movie, but I’m actually pretty jazzed about “Wreck-It Ralph.” An homage to two of my favorite things: The video games I grew up with in the ’80s – ’90s and the classic animated mash-up “Who Framed Rodger Rabbit.”

If you haven’t yet, check out the trailer and see how many different old-school video game references you get. I don’t know how much kids will get from this one (but then again, you could’ve said the same thing for Rodger) but it’s definitely well within my wheelhouse.

DVD Review: Wrestling Road Diaries

As a wrestling fan, I’ve always been fascinated by the inner workings of the business. Wrestling is so alien and yet, often so familiar, and there have been some wonderful documentaries over the years that have shown us just how human the “larger than life” superstars of pro-wrestling often are.

Whereas Beyond the Mat showed off the careers of several wrestlers at very different points in their careers, Wrestling Road Diaries is a deeper, much more lighthearted dive into the world of independent wrestling. It’s sort of the Animal House to Beyond’s The Graduate.

The stars of the DVD are Colt Cabana, an Indy fixture who had a cup of coffee in WWE but is lately turning heads with his podcast “The Art of Wrestling,” Sal Rinauro, an independent ‘enhancement’ talent, and Bryan Danielson, perhaps best known to fans these days as World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan, who is weeks away from signing his second (of three) WWE contracts.

Wrestling Road Diaries is, at times, oddly schizophrenic, but in a good way. While much of the focus of the feature is on the amusing fraternity relationships the three have developed with their wrestling compatriots, the real center of the piece is Bryan Danielson, and his struggles as he copes with his fears during what would wind up being one of the biggest weeks of his life.

There are a few really touching moments during the Diaries, where the audience sees Danielson at his most vulnerable. In the time leading up to his contract signing, he gets the dreaded “elevated liver enzymes” which causes him to reflect on his life with some surprisingly candid conversations with the camera about his fears for his health, his career, and his future. There’s also a very sobering moment in which he laments the future of the business while attempting to train some inattentive students.

Danielson’s story is very nicely set off against the story of Nigel McGuiness (formerly TNA’s Desmond Wolfe), who also has dreams of a WWE contract, that we know ultimately go unfulfilled. Seeing it knowing what we now about the careers of both men makes this storyline all that much more intriguing.

Cabana’s role in the story is more of the comic relief. If you’ve ever listened to his show or seen his matches, you know he’s hilarious, and it doesn’t change here. It’s unfortunate, I think, that he doesn’t let his guard down a little more, especially considering that he opens the Diaries with a fairly emotional statement about his time in WWE.

But what we get from Colt is silly and a lot of fun. The road stories, sleeping at a fan’s house, merch tables, there’s a lot to love about these sections. Just with the caveat there that he is very much Colt Cabana the character throughout the DVD, and if you don’t appreciate the gimmick, then you will likely get annoyed by him quite quickly.

I do feel that there’s an interesting story to be told with Sal Rinauro, I’m just not sure that this was the DVD to do it. His part in the production is very minor, as he’s mostly just around to react to Colt and Bryan, which he does a fine job of. It’s just too bad that he didn’t have more to add here.

Bonus Features:

If you get the 2 disc version of the DVD, you also get over an hour of deleted scenes. Most of these scenes were clearly cut because they stretched the narrative of the film a little thin, but they’re almost all amusing in one way or another. It includes more footage of Danielson from the training session and a special appearance by former WCW legend Van Hammer.

There’s also an interview with Cabana on the “Wrestling Roundtable” a Public Access looking program with two public access looking hosts. I’m assuming they were somehow involved with the production of the DVD, otherwise it seems like a bit of an odd fit, because it’s comparatively poorly put together. But it does allow Cabana to talk a little bit more about his short lived WWE career.

And then there is an ad for the DVD. They’re very well put together and give you a nice little taste of what the DVD is all about. Which would be nice if you hadn’t just watched them. But still, it’s nice that they included a little extra on the bonus features.

Overall: 4 of 5

If you’re a wresting fan, you owe it to yourself to check out Wrestling Road Diaries. It has a little something for every wrestling fan, and it’s one of the most honest portrayals of the backstage atmosphere in wrestling to date.

It’s an interesting addendum to the current careers of both Daniel Bryan, WWE World Heavyweight Champion and Colt Cabana, iTunes sensation, and, for what it’s worth it’s a good primer for some Indy guys to look out for as they pass through various promotions.

It’s almost a shame, because both Colt and Bryan have stories to tell that are worthy of full length DVDs, but I feel like only Bryan’s story really gets any meat here, while Colt (and to a much, much lesser extent, Sal) exists outside the narrative, playing comic relief, But sometimes, I guess, a documentary doesn’t have to be all narrative all the time, and while what we get isn’t exactly Beyond the Mat or Wrestling with Shadows it serves to fill a different, but still necessary position in the wrestling documentary oeuvre.

The DVD is currently selling for $20 ($25 with the second disc) at http://coltmerch.com/.

Also, it’s worth noting that Cabana recently announced that they’re currently filming a second DVD staring himself, Cliff Compton (WWE’s Domino) and Luke Gallows (WWE’s Luke Gallows) that sounds like it’s going to err more on the “comedy” side, which sounds entertaining, but not particularly enlightening.

Rating Our Summer Blockbusters

The Summer Movie Season of 2011 has just about wrapped itself up. So, did you see everything? Here are brief reviews for every big budget movie that hit the screens this summer and whether or not you should put it at the top of your Netflix queue:

Must See

Captain America: Marvel’s latest comic book effort hit all the right notes as a modern action flick set against a cheesy 1940s propaganda background. The movie never really allows itself time to drag, and any overacting on the part of the actors is covered by the movie not really taking itself too seriously (oh, Hugo Weaving, you cad).

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: You can’t spend a decade watching a movie series and then just give up on it before the 8th film. Despite being the second half of one book, it flies through plot points almost too quickly at times, never really bothering to explain anything to the audience anymore. Still, it’s a satisfying conclusion to an increasingly grown-up franchise.

Worth A Look

Hangover 2: It’s The Hangover, but in a foreign country! Isn’t that crazy?! If you’re one of those people who constantly quotes the movie and wears a baby pouch t-shirt (stop), you’ll love it. Otherwise, it’s just sort of there, some funny jokes but nothing special compared to the first.

X-Men: First Class: A very cool, stylized relaunch of a franchise, which Marvel clearly put a lot of work into recrafting. It takes the odd tact of integrating itself directly into the previous X-Men trilogy, which limits potential for future movies and makes it very predictable. But still, it’s a solid movie.

Bridesmaids: Sort of the raunchy female answer to the Hangover films. It’s an effective vehicle to get a lot of female comedians out there, and it hits more often than it misses. Still, there’s not much to it, more of an afternoon waster than a film you need to have in your collection.

Thor: Marvel’s marginally less successful superhero film this summer. It does a lot of things right, including Chris Hemsworth as the titular god. But the classic Thor origin story never really gained any actual traction, and let’s face it, Kevin Nash made a better Odin than Anthony Hopkins.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: The movie actually loses a lot not having Keria Knightley and Orlando Bloom around playing straight(wo)men for the weird antics around them. Johnny Depp is as charming as ever, and the ride is a lot of fun, but it really felt like it was missing a little something.

Only If You’re Bored

Green Lantern: DC made a decent attempt to ride Marvel’s coattails on the Silly Superhero front, but Green Lantern isn’t a very interesting superhero. Plus, the storytelling in the film was muddled and ultimately not very good. Ryan Reynolds (who was clearly having a lot of fun with the role) deserved better.

Super 8: Like many of J.J. Abram’s other projects, this was weird and promising but really just didn’t end up going anywhere. Very similar to the 2008 film Cloverfield, the movie relies a lot on its actors and settings to sell a scary threat you never see. In both movies it works around half the time.

Cars 2: Pixar’s first real “miss,” Cars 2 attempts to be all things for all audiences, but what it noticeably isn’t is a very good sequel to the first film. Main characters get shifted into subplots in an effort to get Larry the Cable Guy to show us why clean fuel is the way to go.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon: The plot makes no sense, the action scenes are weird re-hashed versions of scenes from the two prior films (or other Bay movies) and the acting is terrible. That said? It’s a lot of stupid fun, and the 3D is fantastic, better than in any other movie this summer. Not that that will mean a lot to you at home.

Don’t Bother

Cowboys and Aliens: Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford cash in on a weird scifi tale that never really goes anywhere. Craig’s clearly just here waiting for that Bond script to get finalized, and Ford’s just looking to get out of the house. Jon Favreau probably misses Iron Man already.

Mr. Poppers Penguins: Jim Carrey clearly doesn’t know how to get his career back on track, and he’s slipping even further with stuff like this. Making crazy faces while animals do silly things just isn’t going to cut it anymore.

Just for Kids

Winnie the Pooh: Straight to video production released on the big screen. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, necessarily, sometimes kids just want to go to the theater to go. But it’ll work better on DVD.

Kung Fu Panda: Blah cash-in sequel to a sort of blah franchise. Still, I love me some Jack Black, and there’s enough here for kids to have a good time and parents to relax a bit.

Smurfs: A pretty big waste of a lot of B-List talent. Still, not as offensively bad as you might think, and if you go in expecting a new kids movie instead of an update of your beloved cartoon from your youth, it’s mildly entertaining.

Movie Time: X-Men: First Class

Let me start off by telling you what X-Men: First Class is not. It is not, as I had expected, a *wink wink* reboot of the franchise like J.J. Abram’s Star Trek. It is not X-Men Origins: Origins like was promised when the original Magneto movie was announced. Familiar actors in different settings, trying to tell you a whole new story.

The truth of the matter is, I’m not sure what First Class is, and I don’t know if it does either. In between scenes of Kevin Bacon hamming it up and James McAvoy playing Charles Xavier as half brilliant professor/half Austin Powers, there’s some real meat here, especially in scenes that follow Michael Fassbender’s broody, steely eyed Magneto.

But most disconcerting is that it’s a prequel movie that doesn’t quite know where to go with its concept. On paper, it’s a lot of great ideas. Magneto/Xavier origin stories, how they meet, how the X-Men team is formed, the X-Men as a division of the CIA, Cuban Missile crisis! But even at over two hours long, it’s never content to settle on any of it, so major plot points are diluted into montages and major character developments are delivered in weird monologues. Jennifer Lawrence’s Mystique is especially shafted, as she does a fantastic job of telling an entire character arch through what essentially boils down to three awkwardly written conversations with Xavier, Beast, and Magneto.

But what owns to probably the most grievous of the films errors is how self aware it is. The film holds itself rather closely to the previous three X-Men movies, to the point where there are two rather large cameos that seem to exist for the purpose of generating a laugh and pointing out that this is the exact same X-Men Universe. And it sort of kills the suspense involved in the Magneto character’s entire existence if you know that by the end of the movie, he’s going to be the villain.

Which, of course, begs the question of where you go with the inevitable sequels? I mean, there are still stories to be told, but not too shortly, James McAvoy has to morph into Patrick Stewart. It just seems like a weirdly limiting idea for a franchise reboot.

But, fear not True Believers, because as most of my concerns aside? This is just a good, fun movie. Most of my critiques didn’t hit me until the credits were already rolling, because even at two hours, everything moves at such a frenetic pace that you don’t have time to really think about what’s going on until you’re past it.

Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Fassbender are the stars of the movie. Their portrayals of Mystique and Magneto, and their struggles to come to grips with their sordid pasts and present mutanthood really carry the film. James McAvoy is good as Charles Xavier, but like I said, it’s an odd take on the character. He’s never struck me as the “Groovy, baby!” type.

The minor characters are all fairly well done, though none really take much of an active role in the plot. Kevin Bacon’s Sebastian Shaw feels like he’s from a whole different movie made in the 1980s, but he’s never around long enough to get offensive about it. January Jones isn’t asked to do much and she doesn’t. Rose Byrne does a good job facilitating for the humans as Special Agent Moira McTaggert.

Nicholas Hoult as Beast was a good casting choice, but he never really hits his stride. That might have been the script though, as all he does is drone about how nobody likes him because of his big feet, and it’s really hard to relate seeing as how nobody had apparently even noticed for twenty years, and he has Jennifer Lawrence slobbering over him for a majority of the film. The rest of the supporting cast pretty much just gets one or two scenes to show off their powers, and then stand around in the background, and all of them were fine.

So, in the end does it overcome it’s faults? Yes. It’s an experience worth having just to get a scope of the X-Men Universe, and a slightly different take on the characters in it. Some of the acting performances really do shine here, and it’s worth seeing to catch some of the up and coming stars of this generation (and January Jones).

8/10

Should You Go?: Yep. It’s a fun “lose yourself” Hollywood movie, that delivers on the action and acting if nothing else. Bring a friend and tear apart the plot holes afterwards.